TIP ON HOW TO GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF THE DARK:
boazpriestly: blueberrytoast: boazpriestly: presidentjesus: As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”. And then the shadows growl at you and say, “Mine. You’re all mine.” Proceed to have a secret relationship with the monster in your closet to make the shadows...
kitsy27: When you sign up for Tumblr, someone should email you a huge zip file packed with all the reaction gifs you need (like ‘you tried’ and ‘you missed the joke’), a beginner’s etiquette guide, and a list of the must-follow blogs.
ohgomen: seriously jealousy is the worst emotion you’re not only really sad but you’re really annoyed and helpless at the same time and you feel pathetic like you’re ruining people’s fun but don’t want to be left out so you just sit around quietly annoyed
kawaiians: kawaiians: kawaiians: if god is real a plate of soft pretzel bites and cheese will appear next to me within the next 30 seconds cmon god im counting on u this time 10 seconds left guess whos an atheist